IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTta just have casual conversations with me every day and flirt with me a little and put up with my bullshit. That’s literally all you have to do.
Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes just came up on my dash which i had 0 intention of seeing and I knew it was gonna be them before I even scrolled past her chin and I ended up being correct but it’s just like seriously? Why are you reblogging that? OK if you really wanted to creepily fantasize over a celebrity go be a perv to yourself but no you’re like hmmmm I’m gonna take it upon myself to make it so more people can see these private photos of her nothing wrong with that m’lady
The Jim Norton Show debuts on VICE.com. Jim brings his unique style of self-deprecating, brutally honest comedy to the late night talk show format. All the classic features are there, the monologue, the skits, a studio audience etc., but you’ve never seen them done quite like this. Announcer and sidekick transgender comedian and porn star Bailey Jay kicks it all off as “the official girl” of the show. And to top it all off, Jim pulls no punches with his first guests, Mike Tyson and Dana White, talking at length with no subject too taboo to discuss.
Ugh shes so amazing